Bumper Stickers

Ahh... bumper stickers. I have always believed that the more words that are required to say it, the more likely it is bullshit. So judging by this belief I imagine you would think me as a fan of bumper stickers.

Here are some of my recent favourites:

Liberalism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, can help themselves

Liberal: somebody who is so open minded their brains have fallen out

Islam is a religion of pieces

There's room for all God's creatures, right between the veggies and the baked potato

Islam is a blast

I had a baby

Hey kids! Help preven child abuse... obey your parents!

Man+Woman=Marriage

Liberalism is a no brainer

Bigot: A conservative winning an argument with a Liberal

I'm not close-minded Liberals are just wrong

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE SPOONS MAKE MICHAEL MOORE FAT

Soap... French Kryptonite

Guns... The original point and click device.

Gun control ...is a tight, five point shot group.

Kerry & Edwards
When you're as full of crap as these guys you need two Johns.