Sunday, October 08, 2006

Bumper Stickers

Ahh... bumper stickers. I have always believed that the more words that are required to say it, the more likely it is bullshit. So judging by this belief I imagine you would think me as a fan of bumper stickers.

Here are some of my recent favourites:

Liberalism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, can help themselves

Liberal: somebody who is so open minded their brains have fallen out

Islam is a religion of pieces

There's room for all God's creatures, right between the veggies and the baked potato

Islam is a blast

I had a baby

Hey kids! Help preven child abuse... obey your parents!


Liberalism is a no brainer

Bigot: A conservative winning an argument with a Liberal

I'm not close-minded Liberals are just wrong


Soap... French Kryptonite

Guns... The original point and click device.

Gun control a tight, five point shot group.

Kerry & Edwards
When you're as full of crap as these guys you need two Johns.


At 11:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The statements on those bumper stickers all represent the OPPOSITE of what the "Drive-By" media (as Rush Limbaugh often calls it) always leads the public to believe!

Here's a few more:

* Welcome to SPEAK ENGLISH!

* Work Harder: Millions on welfare depend on you...

* P E T A: People Eating Tasty Animals

* Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than MY GUN!

* Where guns are outlawed -- I will become an outlaw...

* Politically Incorrect & Proud of it!!

* Guns don't kill people...tailgaiting me does!

-- Erik (a.k.a. "TennisFanatic") The Aspie Conservative


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